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herr-doctor asked: That last thing you reblogged... ._.

XD

herr-doctor:

If you have them, calm your tits.
If you don’t, them calm the one’s of someone around you.
All this zombie talk is getting a bit out of hand. So let me set some facts straight:

There have been a FEW instances of “zombie outbreak” material floating around… IN FLORIDA.
Now if you don’t live in Florida, you’re perfectly fine. Until you hear reports of this thing moving in your direction, that’s what you start to freak.
Second, the max number of people infected is what, fifty to one hundred? We’ve all seen zombie movies or played zombie video games, so we know how to handle that number of zombies. So worst case scenario, we go Left 4 Dead style on the zombies.

You can sleep sound at night knowing that in this day and age, gamers know how to handle themselves…at least the mature one’s.

That is all.

Until “ZOMBIES ARE PEOPLE TOO” and people can’t shoot their loved ones.

And then there’s the humans who’ll go nuts over this and “OH IT WAS A ZOMBIE” will be a reasonable excuse for murder.

And also the quarantines and firebombing…;A;

okagami replied to your post: okagami replied to your photo: All this stuff…

Could be, but could also be true. Keep a weathered eye over the horizon in either case

EYES OPEN

EARS TO THE GROUND

okagami replied to your photo: All this stuff happening in Florida is really…

Oh yeah that guy who was eating the other guys face wasn’t a zombie. He was tripping on something the Authorities are calling “Bad LSD” youtube.com/watch?v…

jabberdoxy replied to your photo: All this stuff happening in Florida is really…

wait, what is happening? Did I miss something?

Yeah. A bit.

herr-doctor asked: Speaking of zombies, that thing you reblogged is circumstantial. What if the infection is airborne? What if everyone is already infected and you only zombify upon death? There's a lot of variables to take into account, so any sort of "survival guide" is useless until all the facts are known.

I hate what-ifs.

No matter what happens, though, I’m fat, lazy and not fit for survival post-zombie apocalypse. :I

Every little bit helps.